Two on Tunes

As of today, Mr. Poorluck Buys Some China is available on iTunes. So now there's like twice as many songs available for that mystery person to download. Perhaps he or she (or "it", if he/she is a robot or a monster), will find another song to enjoy. Or perhaps you will. After all, what's 99 cents in Internet dollars anyway? It's probably less than one percent of your monthly porn budget! It's a bargain!

Thank You, Mystery Person

Someone has finally downloaded a Chuxx song off iTunes. Randomly enough (as I'm sure that's how the song and band were chosen), the song downloaded was "Uncle Wheezer's Pure Oxygen Breathing Apparatus for the Masses."

Whoever you are, person who spent 99 cents on our music, thank you very kindly. If you ever stumble across this blog, please drop us a comment. We might very well write a song about you. A song of thanks. A song of praise. A Hosannah of sorts. In fact, that might be the title of the song, "A Hosannah of Sorts."

Poorluck Has Arrived!

America has waited long enough! Our 37 fans have been more than patient and now that fateful day is finally here! The Chuxx have finally released their 18th album, Mr. Poorluck Buys Some China. You can buy it now at CDBaby.com. Sixteen action-packed songs including: Four songs called "Mr. Poorluck Buys Some China"! One awesome version of a '70s game show theme! Seven different languages! One song about eggs! One song about food poisoning! Two heartfelt tales of love! One song about madness! And one mention of the word "sphincter"!

Is that all you get with the album? Of course not! There's so much more! There's gratuitous use of exclamation points! There's baby's crying! There's singing and music playing! Also, there is a scary hidden track. (No exclamation point necessary.)

Be the first, and therefore coolest, person on your block to own what might be the greatest album ever recorded!!!