Man! I wore out my favorite red white and blue tank top. Where will I get another one? They will never make American flag-themed clothing again now that the Bicentennial is over.
I cut Mrs. Lipp's lawn today. Used my $6.00 to buy my first record album, The Eagles "Hotel California."
How awesome is that? Wait. Do kids say "awesome" yet? Like other kids, I crave popularity among my peers. How embarrassing.