Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Someone Should Write It

It might be me, but then again, it might not be.

That is: a new song called, "Secret Bra."

5 comments:

Skap said...

I've been thinking about this, but I haven't written anything yet.

She has a secret, and it has something to do with her bra. Perhaps she is a granola-girl type who likes to hang out bra-less with unshaved legs at Dead concerts and Burning Man. But she also leads a secret life where she wears a conservative brassier and pant suit. Perhaps she scandalizes her Dead-head peers by secretly having a job?

There was also the recent news story about the lost hiker who used her sports bra to signal for help.

Hmmm

Fowler Jones said...

I like Skap's premise but you could go the tried-and-true transvestite route:

When the wife turns out the bedside light
And prayers are made with the good book
Then silk will crease the undershirt
And shoulder straps complete the look

I've got a secret and it might be a Secret Bra
A B-cup maiden Secret Bra
Secret Bra!
Secret Bra!

Misogyny and toleration
Fashion a mass sensation
No he-she revolution
Be discrete - seek absolution
Elastic knicker revelation
And the boob's true hiberation
Secret Bra!
Secret Bra!

When the wife turns out the bedside light
And prayers are made with the good book
Then silk will crease the undershirt
And shoulder straps complete the look

I've got a secret and it might be a Secret Bra
A B-cup maiden Secret Bra
Secret Bra!
Secret Bra!

Fowler Jones said...

Your clock is on pacific time by the way.

Anonymous said...

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