Thank You, Mystery Person

Someone has finally downloaded a Chuxx song off iTunes. Randomly enough (as I'm sure that's how the song and band were chosen), the song downloaded was "Uncle Wheezer's Pure Oxygen Breathing Apparatus for the Masses."

Whoever you are, person who spent 99 cents on our music, thank you very kindly. If you ever stumble across this blog, please drop us a comment. We might very well write a song about you. A song of thanks. A song of praise. A Hosannah of sorts. In fact, that might be the title of the song, "A Hosannah of Sorts."

Poorluck Has Arrived!

America has waited long enough! Our 37 fans have been more than patient and now that fateful day is finally here! The Chuxx have finally released their 18th album, Mr. Poorluck Buys Some China. You can buy it now at CDBaby.com. Sixteen action-packed songs including: Four songs called "Mr. Poorluck Buys Some China"! One awesome version of a '70s game show theme! Seven different languages! One song about eggs! One song about food poisoning! Two heartfelt tales of love! One song about madness! And one mention of the word "sphincter"!

Is that all you get with the album? Of course not! There's so much more! There's gratuitous use of exclamation points! There's baby's crying! There's singing and music playing! Also, there is a scary hidden track. (No exclamation point necessary.)

Be the first, and therefore coolest, person on your block to own what might be the greatest album ever recorded!!!

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I think the blog is going very well so far.

Get Yer Ringtones!

You can find three interesting ringtones/alerts for your portable electronic telephone here.

Now on iTunes!

Tell your friends! Alert the media! But most importantly download a song or two!

Waking President Wahid by Bobby and the Chuxx is now available on iTunes!

You could be the first to download a song! You could be the first to add a review explaining the unmitigated joy this album brings you....and exactly how often that joy overwhelms you! Whichever the case: You should be a part of this, don't you think?

Who gave the order to start Bloggin'?

Blogging is for dorks!

Make Blog Go Now!

Well I have never kept a blog, nor do I normally respond to blogs except to post naked pictures of myself.

But here goes..

YOU'RE ALLA BUNCH OF IDIOTS!!! YOUR ARGUEMENTS ARE SO MORONIC THEY FALL OF THEIR OWN DEad weiGHT!!!!

I USED TO THINK YOU WERE SORT OF SMART BUT NOW YOU HAVE LOST ALL CREDITBILITY WITH ME!!!!!

YOU HYPOCRITES!!!!!!

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.

I think that's how a blog goes.

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